Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Pretty Girl 12.01.11 - Traylor Howard


I've been playing a lot of Uncharted recently (I'm on #2 cuz I like to buy on the cheap) and, should they ever make a cinematic adaptation, this is the chick to play the blonde (her name, I think, is Elena).  Do it.

I'd Cut My Balls Off For Her


AC/DC cowers in fear.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Pretty Girl 11.30.11 - Heather Locklear

The chick deserves mad respect for staying hot for like three decades.  Wow.

Dita Von Teese Launches Cointreau Prive Pop-Up Bar




Tadashi Shoji Spring 2012

Dita Von Teese launched Cointreau Prive Pop-up Bar in London, England.

The burlesque dancer is usually rocking couture pieces such as Christian Dior or Jean Paul Gaultier, so it was refreshing to see her in this heavenly stunning ivory chiffon draped cut-out Tadashi Shoji dress.

She finished off her look with pinned curls and of course red lips.

She probably will wear this to the grocery store!

Tribe Prospect Countdown: #29 C Alex Lavisky

6'1", 200 lbs, 21 in 2012
Bats: Right, Throws: Right

2011 Stats (A- Lake County/ SSA Mahoning Valley): .203, 13 HR, 52 RBI, .621 OPS, 4.72 K/BB

I have to say that I expected more from Alex in 2011.  The St Ed's grad caught the fireballer Stetson Allie in Lakewood and graduated at about 19 and a half years of age.  Based on thereon, one would think that Lavisky would come into the pros a bit more seasoned than your your average high school draft pick.  He has certainly not shown such maturity thus far.  Alex was given every opportunity to be the everyday catcher for the A- Captains and responded with 184 ABs that included 38 hits (.207), 9 walks and 66 punch-outs.  Ouch.  I mean ouch!  When short season Mahoning Valley opened play in June, Lavisky was sent down.  The move obviously affected him mentally as he batted just .173 to close out the month.  Overall, his numbers in Niles did not show much improvement (K/BB better @ 3.55 vs 7.33, OPS worse @ .604 vs .643).  Perhaps most troubling of all was the degradation of his defensive work.  At Lake County, he caught an abominable 7% (3/42) of basestealers and allowed 8 passed balls.  While his caught stealing percentage improved to a solid 33% for the Scrappers, Alex committed 7 errors and allowed 10 more passed balls.  His season numbers (23% CS, 18 PB, .986 FPCT) are pretty freakin' awful.  To tie a bow on it all, 2011 was an awful season for the young backstop.  Still, the kid is only 21.  Given his defensive struggles and the emergence of 2011 pick Jake Lowery, I would expect Lavisky to spend more time at DH in 2012.  He took the role for 40 games last season and a more consistent placement would allow him to focus more on delivering consistent contact than getting beaten up behind the dish.  Alex still has huge power potential.  If he can shorten his stroke a bit and reduce his swinging strikes, Lavisky is a solid offensive prospect, if still 2-3 years away.

Up Next: RHP Kyle Blair

Pretty Girl 11.29.11 - Holly Peers


Across the pond, the Brits have a magazine called Nuts.  Basically, it's like Maxim, but the chicks are topless.  Pretty cool, right?  Anyway, the medium has bred a new class of pin-up girl.  Holly ranked about 15th in the end of the year poll, but she's my straight up favorite.

Monday, November 28, 2011

I Thought So...



Lance Moore doin' the Bernie.  I still cannot believe that this is a real dance.  (Better video as I can find it.)

2011 British Fashion Awards


Victoria Beckham looks dashing as ever in one of my favorite dresses of the fall season, but I was just longing for more. I can see this dress at any given award show.

If this dress would be in the stunning mustard color just like the model Jeneil Williams was rocking, we wouldn't be having this conversation. I know mustard is too harsh for her pale skin, but a gorgeous brick red would be ideal. With all the delicious colors in the universe, why dreary black?

She finished off her look with an up-do and her delightful smile(sarcasm).

I swear she gives me more at the LAX Airport than the red carpet!

Victoria Beckham Fall 2011


Olivia Palermo knows what I like when it comes to fashion. The woman knows how to wow an audience looking whimsical and not like a Christmas Tree.

She looks phenomenal in her embellish feathered tiered Matthew Williamson dress.

She also rocked an up-do, fabulous Charlotte Olympia clutch and Topshop cut-out booties.



Kate Hudson is a loyal friend of Stella McCartney, so naturally she wore the designer's creation.

The actress looks magical in her black swirl sheer mesh insert one-shouldered dress.

I guess she received the memo about wearing an up-do.



Amber Le Bon
is giving me fever in her magnificent printed Peter Pilotto dress.

I adore the sexy racer cut bodice and the playfulness of this silhouette.

It seems like it was minatory to rock a part-in-the middle up-do. She finished off her look with a snakeskin clutch and nude heels.


Stella McCartney looks beyond effortless chic in her own pattern jumpsuit.

Everything about this silhouette screams my name! It's classic with a twist.

She completed her look with sleek hair, a sensational matching clutch and black peep-toe heels.


Poppy Delevigne rocked an intricate Matthew Williamson neon embroidered dress.

I'm not crazy about the dress, but at least, she is making a statement,

Messy braids and pink lips completed her look.



Alexa Chung looks exqusite in her ivory encrusted Matthew Williamson dress.

I am drooling over her stunning matching clutch bag. I wish I can say the same regarding her atrocious disheveled hair and old lady office black pumps. Seriously, those shoes just brings the dress down a notch.

Which Diva Wore It Better? Dianna Agron Or Kim Hersov?


Dianna Agron Or Kim Hersov

Dianna Agron first wore this fabulous purple satin Roksansa Illincic dress to the '2011 Emmy Awards' in Los Angeles.

Many fashion critics thought she looked a little old in this silhouette, but I thought the actress looked regal and sensational.

An elegant up-do and embellished clutch completed her look.

Kim Hersov wore the same dress at the '2011 British Fashion Awards' in London, England.

The Editor-at-large Uk Harper's Bazaar Magazine also looks fantastic in this vibrant number.

Se finished off her look with messy hair and teal satin heels.

I have to give it to Dianna, because she looks like a Hollywood scarlet.

Tribe Prospect Countdown: #30 LHP Matt Packer

6'0", 200 lbs, 24 in 2012

2011 Stats (AA Akron): 9-12, 4.31, 1.23 WHIP, .269 OBA, 1.8 BB/9, 6.9 K/9

The first left-handed pitcher on our countdown is a starter.  So, how is he this far down the list?  Well, that's mostly because I have already described his two best attributes.  Packer, while athletic, is in no way overpowering.  His fastball runs in the 90-92 range, complimented by a middle of the road slider and a curveball that has not developed quickly enough to enable notable success.  Matt's best metric is his control.  In eating 169.1 innings in 2011, he walked just 33, while fanning 129.  The salient truth is that a lot of balls get put in play against Packer.  He allowed 16 home runs, which is not too bad and the 1.23 is not an issue.  The problem is that Matt is inconsistent.  He had an awful June (0-3, 10.17), but finished strong (6-3, 2.78, .236 OBA after the All-Star Break).  This is likely due to the inability to repeat his delivery that led to a sub-par senior season at UVA.  Packer then dropped to the 32nd round and has bounced between the bullpen and the rotation ever since.  He was projected to earn a promotion to AAA in 2011, but that didn't happen until the post-season and he never made it to the hill.  Given the depth of starting pitching in the organization, Matt will have to earn that call-up, rather than simply being next in line.  He throws the ground balls (1.71 GO/AO) that the Tribe brass likes, drawing comparison to former rotation members Jeremy Sowers and Scott Lewis.  Packer now has to produce.  He needs to show a mastery of AA and move to Columbus quickly or risk getting lost as the next wave of young starters advance toward Major League readiness.

Up Next: C Alex Lavisky

Best Grab Ever?



They call it, simply, "The Catch."

Pretty Girl 11.28.11 - Meredith Monroe

She played a high schooler in her early thirties and a 22 year old model at 37.  Long story short, the chick ages pretty damn well.

Pretty Girl Update! - Scarlett Johansson

Somehow I thought that it would take more to obscure Scarlett's wondrous endowment.

Vanessa Hudgens