You've begged, whined, and pleaded. You've promised to never, ever ask for anything again if you can just buy one single thong. Your parents have steadfastly replied, "No." There are many reasons why your mom or dad might deny your request, but here's how to buy and wear a thong without your parents knowing!
1. Go shopping alone so you don't have your mom or dad knowing what you are buying.
2. Pick a simple white thong, with no lace or anything that will stick out, because then you can hide it with your other white underwear.
3. Pay with cash, so the purchase won't show up on a credit card bill.
4. Shred, tear up and/or flush the receipt, so your parents can't find it.
5. Make some other clothing purchases separately, and keep the receipt for these parent-approved items. Coming home with a ton of clothes and no receipt looks pretty suspicious!
6. Conceal the thong at the bottom of the bigger bag containing the other, parent-safe clothes. Throw away the bag from the lingerie store before you leave the mall.
7. Wash your delicates when your parents aren't home, so they can't see what's in your wash. Hang them in your bedroom somewhere that they can't see.
8. Wear them wisely! Don't wear them with low-rise jeans that show them when you bend over. Wear them with shorts or a longer skirt. A dress is also valid.
9. If you want another thong after this one, repeat these steps.
10. Keep your secret safe. Be sure to look at the tips and the warnings, they are very important.[wikihow.com]
